Frequently Asked Questions

Looney Logistics has become a passion project. We sell t-shirts among other novelty items that represent the humor and relatability of working in this vast and diverse industry of logistics. 

We use the Fruit of the Loom HD Cotton series. It is made of 100% Cotton. It comes in sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL.

If you absolutely despise the idea of wearing Fruit of the Loom, ask for a quote! We have access to other shirts as well. 

If you need a bigger size Please don’t hesitate to contact us. We will see about quoting you a different brand who may have other sized options available. 

My own husband is shaped like a glorious Silverback Gorilla, for instance, and needs a 3XT…he wears a crop top in Fruit of the Loom. 

So no worries, just ask. We’ll hook you up.

We don’t suggest bleach.

Separate your colors from your whites. Those tighty-whities your momma bought you are going to be a nice shade of pink when you wash that nice new red shirt with them.  

Turn the shirt inside out to preserve the graphic.
Does anyone iron anymore? Just don’t. Wear the wrinkles proudly like a real man. Your sweat from working the dock will get them right out.

We currently ship FREE to the United States only. 

If you want a quote outside that, we will be sure to get you one.

Well, in all honesty, if you ordered the wrong size, that’s your fault dude. You shouldn’t have been shopping for funny T-shirts after driving well over HOS. You were probably tired as could be. 

…but if you truly don’t like it, don’t be a Delta Bravo and immediately run to papa Google to give us a rotten review without allowing us to make it right. 

Wrong size? 

We will get it exchanged for ya. 

“Forklift” went through the package and damaged your goods? 

We will send you a new one.

Package was stolen cargo? Prove it. 

Did the printing come out all wonky? 

We will send you a replacement.

We accept all major credit cards like Visa, Mastercard, and American Express. We also accept payments through PayPal.

If you want to snail-mail us a stack of frog skins with a letter telling us which designs you like and where to mail them, we can do that as well. 

We may even take bitcoin, etherium or dogecoin if you want to pay that way.

Money is money….anything to get us out of our day jobs.